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Brown Sprite, the Crystal Pepsi Parody
Right now, boasts the commercial for new “Brown Sprite”, the apocryphal follow-up to the early 90s Crystal Pepsi, the future isn’t as clear as it once was. Right now . . . the world is dark....
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For the First Time in Nearly 3 Decades, Water Defeats Soda as America’s...
Americans are actually drinking more water than soda for the first time in three decades, according to a new report from industry tracker Beverage Digest. Soft drinks have been the American beverage...
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What Your Drink Order Says About You [Hint: Don't Order the Gin & Tonic]
What’s the difference between soda and water? Bitterness. At least when you’re out drinking (or not) with your friends. From “hungover” to “f***ing driving”, here’s a guide to know how to read the...
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Walmart Display Claims Soda is ‘Wholesome. Healthy. Delicious.’
Listen, we’ve all given Walmart a bad rap and hey, maybe this was just an honest mistake. At least, we hope it was, because the last time we checked soda was no where near “Wholesome” or “Healthy.”...
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Here’s How Soda is Killing Your Teeth Softly [INFOGRAPHIC]
Remember all the times you lied to promised your dentist that you were definitely going to start flossing, bathe your mouth in fluoride, and absolutely, 100% for sure stop drinking soda . . . only to...
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Here, Have a Video of a Vending Machine Robot Thief
If you’re reading this article right now, chances are you either A) don’t speak French B) don’t have a solid comprehension of rudimentary robotics or C) at least one of the above. Which means whatever...
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Jones Soda Appeals to Our Northern Neighbors with New Poutine-Flavored Soda
Enough is enough, America. Yes, Canada has funny-colored money. Yes, their cops are called Mounties. And yes, Justin Bieber is entirely, entirely their fault. But they also have plenty of redeeming...
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San Francisco Sues Monster Energy Drink for Marketing to Children
I’ve had a soft spot for Monster Energy Drinks ever since nine cans of the stuff helped me write one hundred and four pages in a single finals week during my sophomore year of college. Unfortunately,...
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Science Says Soda As Bad For Teeth as Meth [Warning: Cringe-Worthy Photos]
Here’s another reason to rethink that super-sized sugary drink. Heavy drinkers of diet soda could see the same erosion and tooth decay as meth and crack cocaine users, according to a study published...
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Well, We’re Doomed: Science Says High Fructose Corn Syrup as Addictive as...
We’d like to think there’s a big difference between handing a kid a can of soda and offering him a line of cocaine, but new research on the link between high fructose corn syrup and addiction suggests...
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Sneaky ‘Soda’ Beer Koozie Will Make You Feel Like a Drunk Ninja
Summer is right around the corner which means BBQ’s, beach parties . . . and basically any excuse to be out in the sun enjoying a cold one. Unfortunately, society frowns upon drinking in public places...
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How to Make an Instant-Coca Cola Slushie
Soda traditionally comes in two states: liquid and FML-I-forgot-it-in-the-freezer solid. But self-proclaimed King of Random Grant Thompson has turned conventional cola wisdom on its ear with a new...
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69% of Americans Ruin Bloomberg’s Day By Rejecting Sugary Drink Ban
We hope Mayor Bloomberg enjoys the bitter taste of defeat in his morning coffee, because a new Gallup poll shows that most Americans have no desire to limit their soft drink consumption. No, not even...
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Now You Have a Reason to Live: Coffee May Lower Suicide Risk by 50 Percent
Turns out all the boys and girls standing in line for a latte are doing it right. A recent Harvard study revealed that caffeinated coffee may lower the suicide risk in both men and women by 50...
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Big Red Combines BBQ and Soda in One Magnificent Bottle, Because This is Murrica
I never thought I’d say this, but after watching this video from Big Red Soda, I kind of want to go live in the South for a while. The soda well known for its red color and unique bubblegum-like...
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Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos Exist, Prepare for the Apocalypse
According to contemporary consumer taste buds, a simple glazed donut or cheeseburger is no longer enough. No, we demand innovation and by “innovation” we meet...
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In Case You Missed It: Kazaam! Shaq Soda in a Can!
Personally, one look at Shaq’s new line of soda cans (all of which feature his face in various stages of blissful excitement) is enough to improve my mood by approximately five million percent . . ....
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